Clever You Congratulations Card



A wonderfully illustrated card with the saying " Clever You. Wow. That was absolutely... " printed on the front. The card has a message inside but leaves plenty of space for you to write your own personalised message.

Size: 15 x 15cm

Made In Warwickshire

Splimple Logo

Stuart Caldwell, a one-eyed bald man from Stratford upon Avon, founded the business in 2003, having spent 26 years in advertising (yes, he really is very old). He’s an awful (but irritatingly enthusiastic) guitarist, an author of fascinating (yet, oddly, unpublished) novels, an avid Hiker (but a rotten navigator) and is a little too keen on Aston Villa for his long-suffering wife Louise’s liking.  Incredulously, not one of their three children have ever displayed the slightest interest in joining the family firm. 

Stuart is not known for his dress-sense but does have a nice green Ted Baker sweater that he’s been sporting on special occasions for some years.  He has a penchant for Double Deckers and his favourite breakfast is half a grapefruit, followed by a ripe avocado, mashed into toast, with some olive oil.  Oh, and he’s got a bit of thing for Janet Street-Porter (though, who hasn’t?) 

Delivery Options

How long does it take?

How much does it cost?

1st Class Standard Delivery up 2 to 3 working days. £1.00 per order.
International Tracked
Delivery up to 5 to 7 working days.
£6.50 per order.
Worldwide Tracked Shipping
Delivery up to 6 to 8 working days.
£8.00 per order.


Free shipping is available on all UK orders over £30.

Products that are Temporarily Out of Stock can affect normal delivery times. We aim to get them out to you as soon as possible but can take up to 4 to 6 working days longer than the initial delivery time from when the order was placed.

You have 14 days, from receipt of cancellable goods, to notify us that you wish to cancel your order. Please note: goods that are perishable products, bespoke, earrings or made-to-order to specific requirements, hygiene products and personal items sold with a hygiene seal (cosmetics, liquids) in instances where the seal is broken are non-refundable, unless faulty.

See our Delivery Information page for more info on delivery locations.

Recently viewed